📢 This just in: Your Boy has purchased ONE rose. Sources say he spent 17 minutes choosing between red and... slightly darker red.
🔍 Investigation reveals: Subject rehearsed "Happy Rose Day" in mirror 47 times. Still sounds weird.
📊 Current Status: Saira's immunity to cringe at 3% and dropping rapidly.
"Your smile outshines the brightest stars in the galaxy."
"Your teeth are really shiny today... did you brush twice?"
"My love for you is endless and boundless."
"I love you more than pizza. Wait, that's a lie. Maybe equal to pizza."
"You complete me in ways I never knew were missing."
"You're like the missing piece of my Lego set... except less painful to step on."
Rose: "Bro you bought me for ₹80... that's literally an insult to my whole species."
Me: "At least someone is willing to stay with me longer than 7 days!"
Rose: "I come with thorns. What's your excuse for being prickly?"
Me: "Bro her personality also has thorns sometimes... we're a perfect match!"
Rose: "I'm gonna die in 5 days. What's your life plan?"
Me: "Same energy as my New Year resolutions... gone by January 6th."
Rose: "At least I'm red. You turn red just saying 'I love you.'"
Me: "...okay you win. Happy Rose Day to you too, traitor."
"One rose. One broke boy. Unlimited cringe."
"He's back. He's broke. He's still trying."
"Because budget only allows for one"
"A tragic tale of sold-out flower shops"
"Starring: One wilting rose and zero dignity"
Result: 3% (Critical Failure)
When asked to be romantic → produces dad jokes at 300% speed
🚜 Rose Day Mayhem! 🌹
Warning: Side effects include snorting tea! ☕😂
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I bought this rose because I couldn't afford a zoo! 🦁"
"I thought of getting you a 100 roses, but my wallet said 'Bro, stay calm, eat momos instead!' 🥟😂"
"I wanted to give you the world, but shipping costs were too high. So here's a virtual rose instead! 🌍🌹"
"They say love is blind, but I definitely saw the price tag on those roses! 👀💸"
"Phool khilte hain, log milte hain,
Magar hum jaise aashiq kam milte hain.
(Kyunki baaki sab jail mein hain probably) 🚓"
"Tumhari smile dekh kar bhool gaya sab kuch,
Ab password yaad nahi, bas tera chehra yaad hai! 😵💫💖"
"Romantic dinners, 100 red roses, violin background music."
"Me checking my wallet: ₹150 left. Rose price: ₹100. Dinner budget: ₹50 (Street Food only)."
"Running away from street vendors trying to sell me heart-shaped balloons. I'm broke, not blind!"
Please accept it with a smile, even if it looks like it survived a war.
The price is irrelevant. The sentiment is priceless. (Also, it was expensive).
Put it in water. Talk to it. Name it. It's our child now.
Okay, jokes aside. You are amazing. You tolerate my bad jokes, my weirdness, and my lack of romance skills.
And for that, you deserve all the roses in the world.
(But I only bought one, sorry).